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The Owl and the Pussy-Cat

The Owl and the Pussy-cat went to sea
In a beautiful pea-green boat
They took some honey, and plenty of money,
Wrapped up in a five-pound note.
The Owl looked up to the stars above,
And sang to a small guitar,
"O lovely Pussy! O Pussy, my love,
What a beautiful Pussy you are,
You are,
You are!
What a beautiful Pussy you are!"

Pussy said to the Owl, "You elegant fowl!
How charmingly sweet you sing!
O let us be married! too long we have tarried:
But what shall we do for a ring?"
They sailed away for a year and a day,
To the land where the Bong-tree grows,
And there in a wood a Piggy-wig stood
With a ring at the end of his nose,
His nose,
His nose,
With a ring at the end of his nose.

"Dear Pig, are you willing to sell for one shilling
You ring?" Said the Piggy, "I will."

So they took it way and were married next day
By the Turkey who lives on the hill
They dined on mince, and slices of quince,
Which they ate with a runcible spoon;
And hand in hand, on the edge of the sand,
They danced by the light of the moon,
The moon,
The moon,
They danced by the light of the moon.

by Edward Lear
 

Cats

Cats sleep, anywhere
Any table, any chair
Top of piano, window-ledge
In the middle, on the edge
Open drawer, empty shoe
Anybody's lap will do
Fitted in a cardboard box
In the cupboard, with your frocks
Anywhere! They don't care!
Cats sleep anywhere

Elanor Farjeon

 

Pussy-cat Ate The Dumplings

Pussy-cat ate the dumplings, the dumplings,
Pussy-cat ate the dumplings,
Mama stood by,
And cried, "oh, Fie!
Why did you eat the dumplings?"

Pussy-cat, Pussy-cat

Pussy-cat, pussy-cat,
where have you been?

"I've been to London
to see the Queen."

Pussy-cat, pussy-cat,
what did you do there?

"I frightened a little mouse
under the chair."
 

I'm Only A Cat

I'm only a cat,
and I stay in my place...
Up there on your chair,
on your bed or your face!

I'm only a cat,
and I don't finick much...
I'm happy with cream
and anchovies and such!

I'm only a cat,
and we'll get along fine...
As long as you know
I'm not yours... you're all mine!

Author Unknown

 

Cat Kisses

Sandpaper kisses
On a cheek or a chin -
That is the way
for a day to begin!

Sandpaper kisses
A cuddle and a purr.
I have an alarm clock
That's covered in fur!

Author Unknown

 

Three Little Kittens

Three little kittens lost their mittens,

And they began to cry,

"O mother dear,

We very much fear

That we have lost our mittens."

 

"Lost your mittens!

Your naughty kittens!

Then you shall have no pie."

"No, you shall have no pie."

"Mee-ow,

 mee-ow,

 mee-ow."

 

The three little kittens found their mittens,

And they began to cry,

"O mother dear,

See here, see here

See! we have found our mittens."

 

"Put on your mittens,

You silly kittens,

And you may have some pie."

"Pur-r, pur-r, pur-r,

Oh, let us have the pie.

Pur-r, pur-r, pur-r."

 

The three little kittens put on their mittens,

And soon ate up the pie;

"O mother dear,

We greatly fear

That we have soil'd our mittens."

 

"Soiled your mittens!

You naughty kittens!"

Then they began to sigh,

"Mee-ow,

mee-ow,

 mee-ow."

 

The three little kittens washed their mittens,

And hung them out to dry;

"O mother dear,

Do not hear,

That we have washed our mittens?"

 

"Washed your mittens!

Oh, your good kittens.

But I smell a rat close by!"

"Hush, hush! mee-ow, mee-ow!

We smell a rat close by!

Mee-ow,

mee-ow,

 mee-ow!"

 

Hey, Diddle, Diddle

Hey, diddle, diddle,
The cat and the fiddle,
The cow jumped over the moon.
The little dog laughed
To see such sport,
And the dish ran away with the spoon.

Two Little Kittens

Two little kittens, one stormy night,
Begun to quarrel, and then to fight;
One had a mouse, the other had none,
And that's the way the quarrel begun. 

"I'll have that mouse," said the biggest cat;
"You'll have that mouse? We'll see about that!"
"I will have that mouse," said the eldest son;
"You shan't have the mouse," said the little one. 

I told you before 'twas a stormy night;
When these two little kittens began to fight;
The old woman seized her sweeping broom,
And swept the kittens right out of the room. 

The ground was covered with frost and snow,
And the two little kittens had no where to go;
So they laid them down on the mat at the door,
While the old woman finished sweeping the floor. 

Then they crept in, as quiet as mice,
All wet with snow, and cold as ice,
For they found it was better, that stormy night,
To lie down and sleep than to quarrel and fight. 

 

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